Feature Development for Social Networking

Apparently one has to have at least a passing familiarity with Facebook to be able to fully appreciate the humor of the short story "Feature Development for Social Networking" by Benjamin Rosenbuam. I unfortunately do not. Now don't get all judgey on me. I have a Facebook account but have not updated (or even been on the page) in over 2 months. It is not my thing. Although I enjoyed this story enough and was able to appreciate the obvious juxtaposition of the developers and the real world posts, I'm sure the subtle humor was completely lost on me. Man it is a bitch when I realize I'm getting old!